A NEW Fright Bytes WILL be posted next week - sorry for the delay in episodes, I've been very busy with my upcoming book, GRINDHOUSE GIRLS, and I've put everything else on the back burner.
We've got some great episodes coming up though including a sneak peak into AMERICAN HORROR STORY Season 2 with an exclusive interview with the FX department and a tour of their studio, plus a review of the upcoming horror film SINISTER (Oct 12). AND a review of Universal Studios' HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS! Lots of great stuff once I can pull myself away from my book work for 5 minutes! Coming SOON!
xox
Lianne Spiderbaby
Lianne Spiderbaby (Lianne MacDougall) is a writer for Fangoria, Cineplex, Famous Monsters, FearNet, Film Journal International and Video Watchdog magazine. Her new book, Grindhouse Girls: Cinema’s Hardest Working Women, is being published by St. Martin's Press. Lianne is also the host of Fright Bytes, and her journalistic force has started to "bleed" out of the horror genre and into the mainstream. Lianne Spiderbaby holds an honors degree in Film Studies, University of Toronto.
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Film Rant: Don’t Go In The House
First of all, I consider myself the luckiest girl in the
world because I’m watching Don’t Go In
The House on VHS in my boyfriend’s full blown theater on a huge screen, in
theater seating, and I’m alone except for the projectionist (who is a super
dude, although he isn’t watching the film with me). Released in 1980 and directed by Joseph Ellison, Don’t Go In The House is known for
emulating Psycho (1960). I’m watching the film for the first time
right now, so as we go along, I will discuss whether or not I think that’s
true. I’ve always wanted to see this movie – I remember the
VHS box on the shelves of my childhood rental house, Jumbo Video. I didn’t have
much say in what we – my three brothers – and I rented back then because I was
the middle sibling and my older brothers knew what the best horror films were. For whatever reason, we never rented
this one, or if we did, I don’t remember it.
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Donny Kohler (Dan Grimaldi of The Sopranos) is mentally disturbed. He hears the voices of a strange woman inside his head (okay
– so the Psycho comparisons begin)
and he talks to her out loud – but I have a sneaking suspicion that mother is
dead. Danny is bringing her tea
and – yes, she’s definitely dead. Don't
Go in The House was influenced by the very true story of Ed Gein which
basically means that comparisons to Deranged
and Psycho are inevitable. Throw in a
bit of Maniac (which opened the same
year) with a new weapon of choice- fire - and you've basically got Don't Go In The House.
Donny is deeply disturbed individual who was emotionally and
physically scarred by burns inflicted on him by his mother. As a child, whenever he did something
she saw as sinful, she would hold his bare arms over a gas stove in an effort
to burn clean his evil doings.
Burning him was his mother’s version of penance. Due to this he has developed
a secret obsession with fire and human combustion. During his job at an
incinerator, he observes a co-worker catch on fire. Instead of going for help, he stares at the burning co-worker
mesmerized and completely under the spell of the fire.
When he returns home he finds his mother has died. While he
is free from her possessiveness, the only life he has ever known is gone, and
with it his chance for revenge against her. He sets out to avenge himself on
every woman who bears a resemblance to his hateful parent.
Donny is deeply disturbed – he poor head is getting pulled
in two different directions – by the strange woman’s voice who encourages
“sinful” behavior like playing music loudly and dancing, and his mother who
encourages him to be chaste.
Flashbacks of Donny’s torture on behalf of his mother are shown – and
it’s very upsetting watching a mother force her child’s arms over the flames on
a shove. The child isn’t a very
good actor, so the pain isn’t as convincing as it could be – but the scene is
still upsetting, nonetheless.
Donny meets his first victim in the flower shop. Even though the shop eis closed, he
claims that he needs to buy flowers for his sick mother, and the storekeeper,
Kathy Jordan (Johanna Brushay) lets him in. When she misses her bus, Donny offers her a ride home. Grimaldi is a great actor, and he’s
very convincing as the sociopath psycho killer. Psycho comparisons
aside, he really is a perfect Norman Bates for the late 70s/early 80s. Donny convinces Kathy to come into the
house (which can’t be good, hence the film’s title). As spectators, we fear for Kathy the minute she walks into
the house because we know how messed up Donny is. Kathy begins to catch on fairly early when Donny keeps
making excuses for not driving her home.
As she calls a cab, Donny knows her out cold and she is chained naked in
a tiny room in Donny’s house. The
musical score sounds gialli influenced, like something Claudio Simonetti would
have written.
In what is one of the most upsetting horror kills of all
time (so claims the Video Nasties list), Donny pours a bucket of gasoline over
Kathy’s naked body and TORCHES her.
In a shot that includes full frontal nudity, Kathy burns to death,
screaming as she goes up in flames.
Donny keeps her burnt and crispy body in his house where he can keep an
eye on her, but her image continues to haunt him – she appears in his house,
still alive – demonstrating how Donny’s grasp on reality and mental sanity is completely
slipping away from him.
Stylistically, the film is shot really well – making
excellent use of dark shadows and stark rooms in the house. One shot I particularly love is the POV
from Kathy’s perspective after she has been burnt. Donny sets her body up in a rocking chair and when he hits
her across the face for laughing at him (he’s hearing things), a POV shot is
shown from her perspective as she rocks back and forth, panning up and down on
Donny. Most of the film is shot in
the house, and all of the set pieces are very old – the wallpaper is peeling
off of the walls in Donny’s room, and the furniture looks antique and in bad
condition, which all adds up to give the film a really creepy feel.
The film also does a great job of exploring the inside of
Donny’s sick and twisted mind – in a nightmare, he sees explosions of fire and
burnt bodies reaching from the ground to pull him down into hell. Speaking of hell, Donny visits a
church, lights a few candles and stares at religious frescos. A priest approaches him and recognizes
him right away. Donny shows the
priest the burns on his arms, and confides in him that his mother was the one
who harmed him. Don’t Go In The House shows us the worst
that can happen if a child is raised in a strictly religious, dysfunctional and
misinformed household. Donny grew
up believing he was a sinner that needed to be punished, and as a result, he
has become the ultimate sinner – too far gone for the priest to help him. During the church scene, I almost feel sorry for Donny, seeing him
once again as a helpless little boy who still seeks the approval of his cruel
mother. Innocently, he still
believes that God and holy water can save them both. He begs God to help him forgive his mother before walking
out of the dark house and into the light of the day. Perhaps Donny can be saved?
Donny calls his friend, Bobby, who might as well be the
devil himself – he tells Donny he has two girls that are “dynamite”. Donny tells Bobby he’d rather spend the
night at a movie or talking, but Bobby wants to get down with the ladies. They decide to meet at 8 at the Palace
Disco, and we know that it’s all going to go downhill for Donny from here.
Donny takes a moment to stare at himself in a glass window,
signifying his duplicitous nature.
Other than talking to his mother or the strange woman, Donny looks at
himself, longing for answers that come from within. He wants to be accepted and like so he buys a whole new
wardrobe before heading to the disco club. Don’t Go In The House
is definitely dated, but it’s a wide-open window into the world of boogie
wonderland in the late 70s. Donny even manages to fake normality inside the
club, other than the fact that he doesn’t like to dance. One of the girl’s Bobby has brought
along does a sensual disco lap dance for Donny and all of a sudden – I want him
to kill her because I simply can’t take this disco music much longer.
In another outrageous scene, as Donny is holding hands with
the girl, shots of his child arms being burned over the stove are
juxtapositioned with shots of them holding hands. Donny throws a flame onto the girl’s hair in the middle of
the discoteque and she screams out in pain. Donny manages to make it out of the club, driving home and
hearing voices once again – the disco dancer wasn’t enough, he picks up two girls,
Suzanne (O’Mara Leary) and Patty (Gail Turner) on the side of the road who are
looking for a ride. Both girls are
surprisingly really great actresses.
It’s because of movies like Don’t
Go In The House that hitchhiking has become a big NO-NO for modern day
women.
Bobby and the priest go over to Donny’s house because they
know that something is very, very wrong with him. They hear the crying screams of Suzanne and Patty, and find
them tied up in the same metal room where Donny burned Kathy to death.
This film gets better and better – I don’t want to spoil the
very last scene for you if you haven’t seen the film, but Donny’s past murders
come back to haunt him, and the flames that used to protect him and absolve him
from evil can no longer help him.
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Don’t Go In The House
is about the battle between good and evil and our internal human struggle that
occurs after a life that is wrought with abuse and misconstrued religion. In the final scene of the film, we see
another young boy being physically abused by his mother and it implies that the
cycle will continue. Don’t Go In The House is a true gem of
exploitation horror cinema – and a must see if you’re into obscure horror films
from this era.
xox
Lianne Spiderbaby
2012 Eyegore Awards & Halloween Horror Nights at Universal
As the Halloween season (ie. the entire month of October as far as I’m concerned) nears, attractions and costume outlets pop up all over. Whether you live in the middle of nowhere or right in Los Angeles, there is bound to be a new pumpkin patch or a haunted house popping up nearby just in time to get you in the mood for your favorite holiday. My desire to be completely immersed in Halloween started early Friday night with the official opening of Hollywood’s Universal Studios’ HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS. You can check this attraction out in Hollywood, CA, or Orlando, FL, but is it worth your time? The short answer is YES. However, before you venture into the valley and deep into the depths of Halloween hell, there are a few things you should know – and a few tips you should take into consideration.
- Go with friends – but not too many friends. Halloween Horror Nights is the perfect date night because you will have to wait in line for a while, which provides the perfect opportunity for conversation and then, before you know it, your date will be jumping into your arms in fear. Keep in mind though that three might be a crowd, so the saying goes. I was lucky enough to check out the park with several of my favorite horror-loving friends (including your beloved editor Ed Blair, publisher Philip Kim, art director Dominee Lee – who is most adorable when she is frightened – and web master Barrett Schwalenberg) and it was a blast – but I do suggest going with a smaller group because it will be a much more terrifying experience.
- Go during the week, and go really early or really late. The horror mazes are mostly just open during weekends, and the occasional Thursday night. Check the website ahead of time (www.halloweenhorrornights.com) and choose the time and day when you think the crowds will be smaller. Show up at 12:30am or right at 7pm. That way, the lines will be shorter, but more importantly, you won’t be hustled through the maze like turkey bacon on a conveyer belt at a meat packing factory. That being said, for you vegetarians out there – also be prepared to smell meat in the mazes, especially the Texas Chainsaw Massacre maze. It’s cool, but as a vegetarian myself, I had to work to keep my gag reflexes in check.
- All of the mazes are worth checking out, but by far, the best horror mazes are The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and La Llorona. The others are: The Walking Dead Tram (which is very cool, plus you get to walk up to the original house from PSYCHO (1960) and get your picture taken with a makeshift Norman Bates), Alice Cooper Goes To Hell 3D (perhaps the least exciting maze of the bunch – sorry, Alice), Universal Monsters Remix, and Silent Hill. The Texas Chiansaw Massacre is what you would expect – several appearances by Leatherface with a chainsaw. However, the décor and atmosphere also includes the famous dinner table where Sally (Marilyn Burns) was tortured by the Hewitt family. The sights, sounds, and smells will make you feel like you’re actually in or a part of the movie – this maze can’t be missed. La Llorona is very different, but just as atmospheric and if you aren’t careful, you will pee your pants in this maze. You will be immersed in the dreams of Maria, who is haunted by the death of her children. Sounds of children screaming and crying can be heard as you find your way around the halls, cringing at jump-outs and scares at every turn and corner. You might want to save these two mazes until the bitter end. Save the best for last.
- The Walking Dead Tram ride/maze is not as claustrophobic as the others because it’s outdoors. This might be comforting if you find contained spaces uncomfortable, or perhaps the open air leaves you feeling even more vulnerable? The coolest part of this maze is watching an exclusive sneak peak from the third season of the popular AMC television show during the tram ride on the way to the maze. If you’re a fan of The Walking Dead, this ride/maze is a must see.
- If horror mazes aren’t your thing, be warned that there are chills and thrills all over the park. Witches will jump out at you, clowns will chase you carrying chainsaws, and creatures from Silent Hill are all over the park trying to get a rise out of you. There are even a few Pyramid Heads walking around, and you are bound to run into one if you plan on hitting up every maze during the evening.
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| Lianne Spiderbaby, Elric of INSIDE HORROR and Bekah McKendry of Fangoria on the red carpet at the 2012 EYEGORE Awards |
HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS is definitely worth your while – but take my advice and go as a duo (you and a friend, three is a crowd) and try to hit the park when other patrons will be at a minimum for ultimate scares, otherwise you’re going to see the scares happen to other people before they happen to you, and thus the scary surprises will be ruined, and you want to get the most bang for your buck. It’s not a cheap attraction – tickets are going to run you between $60 (general admission buying your tickets online) to $200 (VIP pass). Check out www.halloweenhorrornights.com for more details and ticket information.
xox
Lianne Spiderbaby
Monday, September 17, 2012
Comikaze Convention, September 2012
This past weekend, I was part of two horror panel discussions at the Comikaze Convention in Los Angeles. The first one was FANGORIA PRESENTS: Future Shock - The Future in Horror Filmmaking with Drew Daywalt (Director), Brian Collins (Badass Digest, Horror Movie A Day)
Rebekah McKendry (Fangoria), Ryan Turek (Shock Till You Drop) and Gavin Highnight (FEARNet). The second was a Women In Horror panel with Mary Lambert (Director of Pet Semetary - it was amazing to meet her!), Maria Alexander (Author), Rebekah McKendry (Fangoria),
Heidi Martinuzzi (Viscera Film Fest), Nancy Holder (Author), Kaley Marsh (Blood List), Staci Layne Wilson (Horror.com) and Sandy King Carpenter! Both panels were well attended and a lot of fun. Thank you to Fangoria of course for presenting them!
xox
Lianne Spiderbaby
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
All The Colors Of The Dark
All
The Colors Of The Dark starts out in the subconscious of Jane Harrison
(Edwige), who is suffering from terrible nightmares; she had a miscarriage just
a year ago, and her husband Richard (George Hilton) is not quite sure how to
help her deal with it all. As if
things couldn't get worse for Jane, her sister Barbara seems a little too
involved and up to no good, and Jane is being followed by a strange man with
piercing blue eyes (Ivan Rassimov).
Jane is certain that he is the same man she keeps seeing in her dreams,
holding a bloody knife, stabbing her mother to death. Jane begins to question
her own sanity and she wonders if the man who keeps appearing is actually real
or if she is just experiencing hallucinations of her worst nightmares.
Befriended
by a mysterious new tenant in her apartment building named Mary (Marina
Malfatti), Jane is coerced into to meet with some people who Mary says helped
her under similar circumstances. At this point, Jane is willing to try anything
to get a good night’s sleep. Only,
to her horror, Jane soon discovers that Mary is a member of a satanic
cult. At a secluded mansion, Jane
is forced to drink a slaughtered dog’s blood and have sex with the cult's high
priest (Julian Ugarte). But when Jane wakes up, she finds herself safely tucked
in to her own bed at home. Was the black Sabbath mass just a hallucination? Or
could it all be real? She can't confide in Richard, and he frequently leaves
her alone in their apartment while he’s away on business working for a
pharmaceutical business. Perhaps the
little blue Richard has been giving his wife is the reason for her nightmares
and hallucinations? Falling deeper into the dark depths of disorientation,
Jane appears to have completely lost her grip on reality, but she will do
anything to discover those she can really trust and uncover the truth of what
is happening to her.
Martino
channels Roman Polanski and Rosemary’s
Baby (1968) in this film during some of the dizzying chase sequences; Jane’s
apartment building, including elevator and the staircase is turned into a
kaleidoscope of psychological terror, blending the lines between her nightmares
and reality. This exploration of a
woman’s mind after a very specific woman’s
tragedy (the miscarriage) is interesting – and Martino is careful about representing
Jane as competent, rather than a babbling, illogical bimbo. Edwige really proves
herself in this role, effortlessly weaving emotions of fear, sadness, and
inquisitiveness.
At
its core, All The Colors Of The Dark is
a film about a woman’s questionable sanity after suffering from the death of
her mother and a tragic miscarriage.
All The Colors Of The Dark is
a women’s horror film, encompassing elements of melodrama, suspense and horror. In several shots in the film, Jane
stares at herself in the mirror, and her face appears as a double image,
signifying her desperation to understand her own reality, to make her mind and
body one again.
Sergio
Martino has a real talent for directing films that are pleasurable for female
audiences, telling meaningful stories that feature women in the main protagonist
roles. All The Colors Of The Dark employs jump cut editing and the use of
jarring sounds and music to create horror, rather than a lot of blood and gore. The film is effective on a
psychological level, and like Jane, the audience is left wondering whether or
not what Jane is experiencing is real.
Martino does a great job of capturing the pain that Jane feels onscreen,
and Edwige is convincing in her character. She has a genuine presence and aura on the big screen.
All of The Colors Of The Dark is not a typical giallo film, although it gets lumped in with other gialli because of Fenech and Martino in the director's chair. The film has several twists and turns that will excite any horror fan, and the commentaries and interviews on the DVD are also worth checking out. Although this isn't my favorite Martino/Fenech film (see my review for The Strange Vice Of Mrs. Wardh), All Of The Colors Of The Dark is a trippy escape into a woman's nightmares - and who wouldn't want to escape into the mind of Edwige Fenech?
xox
Lianne Spiderbaby
Friday, September 7, 2012
Ti West and Eli Roth Team Up for Upcoming Horror
Exciting news: Though it seemed like Ti West would follow ‘The Innkeepers’ with the sci-fi flick ‘The Side Effect’ starring Liv Tyler, the director has a third act twist of his own: West will direct ‘The Sacrament’ next, and he’s got fellow horror director Eli Roth on board to produce.
Ti West famously directed — and then
disowned — ‘Cabin Fever 2,’ the direct-to-DVD sequel to Eli Roth’s
breakthrough horror hit. The pair are teaming up for the new film ‘The Sacrament,’ which West
will direct and Roth will produce for Worldview Pictures.
There are no details about the plot at this time, but we know it’s a
horror/thriller and the title seems to suggest a religious connection.
Filming begins in Georgia next month, so a premiere at SXSW in 2013
seems likely — the fest also premiered both ‘The Innkeepers’ and ‘The
House of the Devil.’
Worldview Pictures is also producing Roth’s ‘The Green Inferno,’ his
highly-anticipated return to the director’s chair. That film’s title is
inspired by an alternate title to Ruggero Deodato’s ‘Cannibal
Holocaust,’ which suggests a cannibal plot of its own.
xox
Lianne Spiderbaby
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